My latest idea stems from cleaning the dirt from beneath my nails with a pen from one of those dime stores. The pen is in the commemoration of a quill. It is made of plastic but has a "blade of a feather on it. It looks rather like a plastic knife. I envisioned a piece of emery board cemented the blade. The tip of the blade is for digging excess amounts of dirt etc... from beneath the nails prior to DOING THE DISHES, which happens to be the only thing I can do that gets my hands clean enough to be a considerate lover. Batteries are not needed. The only disclaimer I can make for this product is.... there is no sink or sweetheart included. And that happens to be the same as if you are waiting for food in the soup line or living under a viaduct alongside of a stream or in a VAN down BY THE RIVER.
This invention is not a gag. Look for it on kickstarter.com on a computer near you!
