Boy, do I love wieners! There is nothing in the whole wide world
that I would rather eat than wieners! It should just rain wieners from the sky.
I want to study hard- both day and night, eating all of the
wieners that I can get, in and out of school, so that when I grow up I could
become a great Genetic Physicist.
I would be the very
first human being to manipulate the genes of chickens, cows, pigs, and corn in
order to design a whole plethora of wiener plants so that we could grow
wieners, even on the moon.
Although we would probably need more surface area to grow on
in order to supply wieners to meet our gluttonous anal demands on our very own planet
Earth.
Why with all of the stores, stadiums and gas stations in the
world, just imagine all of the jobs that could be created to plant, grow,
harvest sort, ship, manufacture, package, distribute, cook, and sell wieners.
And that’s not to mention the jobs created from picking up, hauling off, and
processing the waste and refuse from the consumers of wieners.
We would, most likely, need to create a whole other moon for
agricultural use- a lot like making more land in Florida by hauling sand and
rock out beyond the beach to sell to trust-fund babies who pretend to be
builders and try to conceal their love for wieners, while building condominiums,
for people to buy who do not know any better, but love a good wiener also.
Only we would use the garbage accumulated from the lunches
of the various trades, and the trash we import from all of the restaurants and
people of Canada, that also love to, sell, cook, and eat wieners, bond it all
together with used aluminum foil from ovens, grills, and packaging, so that the
man made terra firma would have plenty of different spices and herbal qualities
to create many different flavors of wieners.
We could even have different kinds of wieners depending on
what part of Regurgiterra that they were grown and harvested from. I mean, hey,
we have got plenty of Mustard weed already. Why not? Right? I mean, they get
two dollars for a wiener.
Zachery S. Polk/Prospect Studio
231-487-8889
